News Update - Spongebob Endorses Digital Camera!

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Spongebob's entrepreneurial skills has landed him a new deal with the No-Name-Brand-Company to produce between 12 and 1 billion Digital Cameras. Nikkon and Pannasonic stock plummeted with the news.

According to Nikkon executives:

We have some of the highest quality cameras on the market, many with over 10 Mega Pixels, that produce pictures so life-like that you wouldn't believe it was an actual picture. However now that the Spongebob Camera came out, our sales have plummeted, thanks to the Spongebob Digital Camera! My daughter even bought 2!
Can the trend continue? The Nikkon executive seems to think that the camera would have been perfect except that it is not water proof.

Meanwhile Spongebob seems happy. Recently he was spotted driving a new 2011 Krabby Patty Mobile. Our reporters were not able to catch him for an interview, but they reported to have heard these insightful words:
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
What will be Spongebob's next invention? Will it have to do with clarinets and toilets? Will Spongebob start a chain of musical toilet plungers? Time will tell, stay tuned!


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