More Spongebob Quotes!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"No, this is Patrick."
Hangs up. Ring.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"...Nooooo, this is Patrick." Frowning. Hangs up. Ring.
"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
"NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!" Slams down phone.

GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! - Spongebob

Clear your mind of everything except for fine dining and breathing.

Gee, Squidward. Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can figure out what you just said.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Spongebob: the secret of love comes from inside

Plankton: why r u so obsessed with my internal organs?

Patrick: ouch.. I think i broke my bottom.
Sponebob: Patrick maybe u should get that looked at

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Song of the Day, Best Day EVER!!!

Spongebob Squarepants - The Best Day Ever Song! from thebestdayeversong! on Vimeo.

Save the Jellyfish Fields!!!

Who is Howard Blandy?

Who is Howard Blandy? Only TRUE Spongebob fans will know...  Leave a comment with who you think he is. The winner gets a link to his facebook/twitter page!

Ok ok ok!!!! Here's a hint...

It's from a spongebob episode...

Ok final hint...

http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/play/selling-out-clip/

News Update - Spongebob Endorses Digital Camera!

FISH NEWS ANCHOR

Spongebob's entrepreneurial skills has landed him a new deal with the No-Name-Brand-Company to produce between 12 and 1 billion Digital Cameras. Nikkon and Pannasonic stock plummeted with the news.

According to Nikkon executives:

We have some of the highest quality cameras on the market, many with over 10 Mega Pixels, that produce pictures so life-like that you wouldn't believe it was an actual picture. However now that the Spongebob Camera came out, our sales have plummeted, thanks to the Spongebob Digital Camera! My daughter even bought 2!

Can the trend continue? The Nikkon executive seems to think that the camera would have been perfect except that it is not water proof.

Meanwhile Spongebob seems happy. Recently he was spotted driving a new 2011 Krabby Patty Mobile. Our reporters were not able to catch him for an interview, but they reported to have heard these insightful words:

Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

What will be Spongebob's next invention? Will it have to do with clarinets and toilets? Will Spongebob start a chain of musical toilet plungers? Time will tell, stay tuned!


Get your Spongebob Camera here!

Spongebob Fruit Snacks!

Spongebob is a Lego, and a Halloween Costume! If he were only a brand of tasty fruit snacks!

Oh wait!!!

Funny Quotes of the Week!!!

Funny Quotes from Spongebob!!! Leave a comment with your favorite!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants

It feels like someone wants to SELL ME SOMETHING!!!! - Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants

Mr. Krabs: Boy, I’m worried that… (muffled talking)
Spongebob: I’m sorry, Mr. Krabs. Uh, could you run that by me again?
Mr. Krabs: Sure. I said I’m worried that… (muffled talking)
Spongebob: That’s what I thought you said. Now let me offer this as a rebuttal. AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Hahaha!!!

Spongebob Squarepants in Creature from the Crusty Krab Game

Check out this game I found!!! I got to LEVEL 2! How far can you get?

Free SpongeBob Squarepants Game!

The Jellyfish Song

It's the Jellellellellelliey-fish song!!!

Are You A Goofy Goober?

Are You a Goofy Goober!!!???!!!

(Download The Goofy Goober Song)

SpongeBob's Truth or Square

Buy This Game

SpongeBob's Truth or Square is a great game and a lot of fun. Like some of the previous games you are SpongeBob and you have to explore to try to find the Krabby Patty sauce recipe. You have to beat up robots and bosses. You can play as Plankton too, and zap robots with your ray gun!!!

Here are some pictures!

If you don't have this game yet, you have to play it! You can buy it at Amazon!

SpongeBob's Truth or Square From Amazon!

What is your favorite SpongeBob Episode?

Leave a comment and tell me what is your favorite Spongebob Episode!

Attention Attention, News Update!!!

FISH NEWS ANCHOR

Spongebob's entrepreneurial skills has recently landed him the spotlight at Entrepreneur.com! With his determined and never-take-no-for-an-answer attitude, thousands of entrepreneurs can now learn from the minutes of wisdom Spongebob possesses!

One day the future entrepreneurs when interviewed will say...

Interviewer: You own a bazillion companies and half of the city of New York, what inspired you to become an entrepreneur?

Next Bill Gates: Spongebob Squarepants of course! Do you remember that episode where he...

Will you be the next entrepreneur? Do you have what it takes to make billions of dollars? See what Spongebob can teach you!

http://blog.entrepreneur.com/2010/09/what-you-can-learn-about-entrepreneurship-from-spongebob-squarepants.php

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SpongeBob Quote Today!

Squidward: Patrick, would you not stand so close, i'm claustrophobic...

Patrick: what does that mean??

Spongebob: That means he afraid of Santa clause..

Patrick: (jingle bells) Ho Ho Ho!

Spongebob: Stop that your scaring him!!!!!


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